January 17th 1:39pm – Case # 0336587 – Male suspect was caught shoplifting red handed by female LP officer. A full body search was conducted, and there was something mysteriously hard in suspects jeans. Further recon showed that this was the suspects third offence, which could leave him with considerable jail time. A resolution was reached locally where the LP officer got what she wanted and the suspect was spared a life of misery. Evidence logged on Jan 17, 2018.