It’s not everyday you pick up a lady who fucks herself with sex toys for a living, but today was that day for me. After a very interesting conversation about all the different sex toys she has reviewed, she told me that she did have one that she found it hard to give a opinion on. I asked her why and she said that it was a spanking paddle, but as she has no partner she wasn’t really able to give it a review. I, of course, volunteered to take on the role of the spanker if she was up for it and she jumped at the chance and got really excited. You know me, I’m always here to help a member of the public out, especially when they are hot as fuck and want me to spank them. I love my life.