Cheaters. We all know a few. Heck, you might be a cheater, too. If so, you’ve probably come up with some pretty crazy lies in order to get away with your bad behavior. You’ve probably been told some incredible lies, too. Wait until you hear some of the shit that comes out of Lisa Tiffian’s mouth. She’s heading to an adult bookstore to rent one of those private viewing booths, and, right before your very eyes, she’s going to tell her man she’s “out with the girls shopping” and “having lunch” whiles she’s behaving like the white-cock slut she is. Moral of the story? Next time your gal is telling you she’s out “having Mimosas” with her girlfriends, and you hear the slurping sounds, better thank twice about what she’s actually slurping on.